Bonne Fete!!

"Joyeux quatorze juillet" a tous mes amis francais!!! Off for dinner with our very good friends tonight, to let off fireworks with all the kiddies and drink champagne...of course I will have to pass on the champagne.
Anyhow more importantly I wish to condemn whoever the despicable people were that were responsible for last nights attack on Mumbai...it is the most cowardly action to take against another human being and you deserve exactly what will inevitably come your way. My heart and thoughts go out to anybody who has been affected by these attacks and I wish everyone the best of luck with picking up the pieces today. I dedicate this my most treasured hindi song (played at my wedding) "Khabhi Khabhie" to the people of Mumbai because sometimes in life it is important to spread the love. And when I hear this song I am filled with love. To you the people of Mumbai...
If anyone out there would like to download this song it can be found on the right hand side bar titled "Queenie's absolute must haves" and purchased through Amazon.com.

Kindest regards from Queenie and the family

It's raining it's pouring...

Woke up this morning to a real downpour...what a relief! Apparently they have had no rain here for a long time. Perfect day to watch a movie I thought- so I did. "Les petits mouchoirs" a frenchie of course. Has anyone seen it? It is fantastic! I laughed out loud and then cried even louder... just fabulous. Marion Cotillard the oscar winner for the "Edith Piaf- La vie en rose" is in it along with other well known french actors like Jean Dujardin etc... Good old Marion looks like she's been on a juice detox her whole life...with that bloody typically french "perfectly thin" look. Damn them for it. But...we are now all very excited about our trip to Cap ferret- since this movie was based there! Check out the right hand sidebar (Queenie's ABSOLUTE must haves) if you're interested in the movie I found it on Amazon.com with english subtitles.

As for Queenie?  Well I'm still alive...just barely. I'm entering into day 4 of no food (or more importantly no alchohol) today. Admittedly the juices are quite delicious...they have to be considering that's all I'm allowed atm. This god forsaken detox better work miracles for me. I want to feel cleansed after all this...purified like an irishman after confession.

Okay, so yesterday my youngest little prince said "Mummy my arm is sore from where I had my injection..." He said that to get a bit of attention because he then followed on with: "I think I need a foot rub!" Absolutely impossible that his arm could be sore from his vaccination as he finished them all in early june. But while I'm on this topic I have to say that we did have to have quite a few vaccinations before heading to India. It's a little different to just going to India on holiday...when you are moving to Mumbai for at least 2 years and intend on travelling all over -you really do have to consider vaccinating against most things they recommend. I had to have hep A, typhoid, a tetanus booster, rabies...and still need japanese encephalitis which I will get done once I arrive in Mumbai. Plus there's the malaria issue. We can't take anything for it when we're there for longer than 3 months...so will just have to be pretty diligent with the repellant (I wonder if Chanel does a parfum with repellant now? Safari chic? Would be good...) and cover up. Apparently during the monsoon season you have to close all doors and windows from dusk till dawn...well "HRH" won't be heading out onto the balcony for his evening ciggies anymore. Diddums...I will at least have Mumbai to thank for helping "HRH"  to give up cigarette smoking!

Right, I'm off to download  "Les petits mouchoirs" (just discovered the title in english is "Little white lies") soundtrack...it is bloody brilliant. David Bowie, Janis Joplin and this is the opening song...(see video) Have a listen everyone...it's old news here in France with all my french friends but a girlfriend said she was only just off to see the film at the cinema in Sydney!

And also have to say a big warm welcome to all the new readers in Brazil, Kenya, Costa Rica, Belgium, China,Mauritius, Korea and Germany...but still the overall highest readership for yesterday was the U.K followed closely by France- woohoo! Allez les bleus! Come on India you can do better!
P.S Am sorry for the rather tame updates as of late...it's the detox. Seems to have this calming effect you see! This saturday though (when we head to Cap Ferret) I am sure we'll all be in for  more trouble...you know in MY books tame does = lame.

I'm breezin...

Detox going well...have only had juice for 3 days now. (Ok I had a bloody apple and some melon out of desperation...!) But feels good knowing I'm having a cleansing. Out with the old and in with the juice...as they freakin' don't EVER say! But it's a new phase in my life. Lot's of new things on the horizon...namely India for one. Really looking forward to my hindi lessons...will share as many swear words with you as I can. I suspect that's about all I will learn in the first few weeks in Mumbai!
Anyhow it is a sublime day here in France. The kiddie winks are down at the pool with some friends (nattering away in their near perfect french), I wonder how long it will take them to learn hindi?  Probably a few bloody weeks knowing them! Lucky devils.
Well it's so beautiful and sunny here. Warms the soul. Makes everything just feel so fine and dandy. Everything is- isn't it? Apart from the fact that I would murder a steak...probably a whole cow in all honesty! Anyhow, must take my mind off food. Back to my book and ipod...here's what I'm listening to right now as I stare out at the azure waters...Perfect song for this sunny day. Garcon? A glass of water please. Make it a bottle actually, what the hell let's go all out! Oui c'est ca. Merci!
P.S. A big hello to you all from the U.K and U.S.A! You had by far the most readers yesterday! Woohoo!

Just another sunday in the south of france

The morning after our "big night out" I got a call from "HRH" and he sounded very meek and apologetic meaning only one thing...he'd been arrested! This kind of occurence would shock most people but knowing "HRH" and his difficulties with the french language he always seems to get into such misunderstandings for one reason or another. I will NOT get into the details but let's just say it involved our friend "V" of course (found in the adjoining cell) and something to do with an African transvestite from Paris and his/her rather ugly chihuahua. Apparently "V" had a rather large bite mark on his face...Lord help us.
So after "HRH" spent all day yesterday trying to make up for his "faux pas" and I took the little princes out to see Transformers 3 in 3D (surprisingly enough I enjoyed it)...I got thinking. And woke up on this fine sunday morning  in the south of france convinced I would begin a juice detox.
I have never done one of these detox's EVER but am going to give it a go. I'm not allowed meat or cheese or fish or wine...I'm not f*#@ing allowed anything! Except juice. Blah. Carrot, Apple and ginger. Yuck...but I am hell bent on proving I can do this. Since lunch time yesterday I have had NOTHING but juice. And in all honesty it's proving to be pretty damn tough. As I watched the wee princes chowing down on their delicious pizza for lunch I had to slowly sip away...normally that wouldn't bother me except this time I can't quite taste the vodka!
Why I hear you ask would I think of doing this? Well let's face it my insides could probably do with a wee cleansing and lets not forget the fact that I have Cap Ferret in a week with all my gorgeous friends. It'll be no fun at all if I walk around covered up head to toe due to the fact that the cut out bikini looks so awful. No it's decided. I'm doing this juice detox! Plus I am going to have to change my diet dramatically in India...I don't want to be the vulgar fat girl in the corner who eats meat at every meal! No, no, no. I want to be able to go vegan every now and then especially out of respect to some of the hindu festivals and beliefs. I'm not only doing this for my ass but out of respect for the hindu culture! So bring it on....
Yes garcon? I'll have another one of those carrot, apple and ginger juices s'il vous plait. No, no vodka thank you. No, no rum either...that's fine. Oui, just the juice. Merci beaucoup.
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