"KCM"

Son of "QM" and Queenie's brother..."HRH"s beloved brother in law and the little princes uncle
Loves sport but more importantly has an obsession for cricket
As a young boy was rather talented at mathematics
Is in his mid twenties
Loves to eat anything and everything especially whatever "HRH" has on his plate
Lived with "Queenie" and "HRH" for over 6 years
Was also present (stood out in the hallway) at both princes births
Was once bitten by a rabid dog after throwing stones at it on the beach in GOA at 6am on his way home from a night club
Philanthropic english teacher who travels to countries all over the globe
Currently in an undisclosed Asian country
Believes himself dashingly handsome so not at all shy with the ladies
As a young boy he used to make up his dream cricket teams with himself featured as the star player
Fastidiously tidy...hmmm whatever
Once went to elaborate lengths to steal an umbrella from his hotel in Korea only to then have it stolen off him
Is currently growing a beard just to annoy "Queenie" and terrify his nephew "Lil G"
Was once told off by his father and step mother for being caught making a sandwhich in their kitchen completely nude